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If this trick could triple your profits, would you like to know it? Of course you would!
But it doesn't triple your profits, anyway, so who cares? lol
Some people do, because they still use it... I bet you're curious now. So, what's this trick all about? I'll tell you what: if you send me 97 hyperdollars by midnight of today (whatever day it is today) I'll tell you what this trick is.

You know what? I'm so generous that I'll make this offer so that it is valid *every* day - just in case you missed it yesterday: I'm sooo generous! I'll use this tiny script that puts today's date on the page and voilà! My offer is valid every day until midnight.
If you come back tomorrow, you will still have the chance to send me 97 hyperdollars by midnight and I'll tell you the oldest trick in the book.
Actually..even if you come back the day after. Or in a month's time... but REMEMBER:
you have time only until midnight (again, whatever day today is!) to send me 97 hyperdollars and I'll tell you all about this trick.

Valid Only Until Midnight!

Yeah, sure. Try pulling the other one now...

Cheers,
Saul